Short Sentences

Via Boing Boing:

Leaky ex-Scientology bigwig Marty Rathbun reveals that the Church of Scientology has been running deep “public records checks” (including dumpster-diving and investigating friends) on South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, looking for damaging/discrediting material: “Scientology’s standard procedure would be to put its private eyes on a complete check of these people and their property, legal, and other public records. If they owed taxes, or had been in messy divorces, or had been arrested, Scientology would soon know about it.”

Assuming that’s true, my question is what “to what end?” To shame those guys tripping on acid and wearing dresses to the Oscars? To turn public perception against them? Sun Tsu said know your enemy. These men may be unshameable. How can you embarrass that which has no shame?

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You’re not Barney Frank’s special snowflake, you’re not John Boehnor’s little man. Barack doesn’t think of you, not matter how much you think about him. Gee Dub Bee won’t invite you to Crawford.

Via.

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Steve Jobs Was A BAMF

by Aaron on October 6, 2011

in Quick Links

I’ll leave the eulogizing to others, but here’s to Mr. Jobs.

Dark irony should be taught in elementary schools.

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via. I’m a size large. Just saying.

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Today just feels:

So here’s some images that made me laugh, or nod, or get a little testy.

These last two are from Magical Game Time, which I strongly urge you to check out.

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Defeated Turtle Needs These Links to Cheer Him Up

August 9, 2011

I don’t feel much like writing today. I’ve got some ideas for longer form pieces, and am noodling around some features to spice it up around here. But I slept kinda crappy last night, so today I feel like this: But hey there, sad turtle. Get these links, then those grapes. – Celine Dion made [...]

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Morning Links with Unhealthy Eating Habits

July 12, 2011

You ever check weather.com and see “feels like 107″? When you take the dog for a walk and she starts trying to hop, instead of putting her feet down on the concrete? Days like this you gotta kick back with a nice Dr. Pepper, the choice of the mentally incapacitated everywhere. – Have you ever [...]

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Women Be Writin’ – Best Reads Of The Day

June 14, 2011

A couple great articles caught my eye today. For those suckers who ride metro, throw these on your Instapaper and thank me later. Invasion of the Little Green Men – Katie Baker for Grantland It’s cool to hate on Simmons and his bizarre/evolving/naval-gazing new venture. So far it’s a strange blend of the awesome and [...]

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Thursday Links With Baseball Bro

June 9, 2011

If you can’t get a hottie like that interested in your blog, than what are we doing here? Also, like, I totally threw up behind this one guy’s Altima. Bro was so pissed, but I was like “bro!” Classic me. Also, I’m 65% sure the guy in the bottom right corner stabbed this a-hole after [...]

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